{"id":978,"date":"2014-09-20T21:25:33","date_gmt":"2014-09-20T21:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/?p=978"},"modified":"2014-09-20T21:25:33","modified_gmt":"2014-09-20T21:25:33","slug":"over-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/over-21\/","title":{"rendered":"Over 21"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to my local B&amp;Q today to buy some white spirit (to clean paint brushes) and I used the self service checkout, the till said I needed to seek assistance. \u00a0The sales assistant asked me if I was over 21, I said &#8216;what do you think, I refuse to answer that question&#8217;. \u00a0I&#8217;m 45 ffs and do I look like the kind of person who drinks white spirit? I struggle with house gin.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to my local B&amp;Q today to buy some white spirit (to clean paint brushes) and I used the self service checkout, the till said I needed to seek assistance. \u00a0The sales assistant asked me if I was over 21, I said &#8216;what do you think, I refuse to answer that question&#8217;. \u00a0I&#8217;m 45 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":979,"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions\/979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markylon.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}