Monthly Archives: November 2012

How to Survive in Quicksand.

First, don’t panic! Panicking in quicksand is pretty much one of the few ways to turn this slightly dangerous situation into deadly. Second, if you are wearing something heavy attached to yourself like a backpack, unstrap it immediately if you feel it pushing you down. Outside of having something attached to yourself that is heavy relative to its volume vs. the mass of the quicksand per unit volume, it turns out that it is impossible to sink in quicksand. If you were simply to stand completely still, the lowest you are likely to sink is to around your waist. Thrashing around however, has been shown to cause the sediment and water to separate somewhat. This will cause you to sink deeper and deeper the more you thrash, to the point where you’re almost completely submersed; then your thrashing, due to some suctioning effects, can pull you under.

Most people who die in quicksand do so for only two reasons: number one, they panic and thrash about causing them to sink; number 2, they are afraid to move at all and so sit there waiting for help that never comes. This isn’t necessarily a horrible strategy, if you know people will be along, but consider that it won’t need to be very cold out at all for you to get hypothermia in this situation, among other drawbacks to being exposed to the elements. Plus, saving yourself from quicksand makes a much better story later; it also turns out that it’s not too terribly difficult, contrary to what Hollywood would have you believe.
Assuming you can’t reach any part of dry land to help aid you in pulling yourself out, all you need to do to get out then is to slowly lean back putting more of your upper body in the quicksand, which may seem scary, but don’t worry, you’ll float significantly better in quicksand than water, so you won’t sink as long as you don’t make sudden movements. If it makes you feel better take in deep breaths similar to when you back float in water. Because the quicksand is so much more dense than water by itself, you’ll float well even without this, but it certainly doesn’t hurt.
As you lean back, gently try to bring your legs upwards. Be patient and do everything as if you are doing it in slow motion. You’ve got all the time in the world here unless you act like you don’t and move quickly; then your time on this earth might be ending sooner rather than later.
Once you are on your back, your buoyancy and persistence should allow you to get your legs and mid-section up floating on the surface. Now, ever so gently use your hands to very slowly paddle your way towards the edge using very short slow strokes. Again, everything should be done as if it is in slow-motion. Don’t submerse your hands all the way here. Also, try to keep part of your arms above the muck so you aren’t paddling with your entire arm. Paddling with your whole arm at too fast a speed will tend to make the sediment and water separate a bit around your body, which will decrease your buoyancy, which is bad. As long as you work in slow motion with small strokes, you should be fine either way, but good to be extra cautious.
Once again, you should generally be in no hurry here, unless you are stuck in quicksand in a tidal location where water might come up and potentially drown you. But even in this situation, if most of you is floating on the surface, including your legs, enough water coming up, might actually help you.
Depending on how far in you got yourself into the quicksand, it may take several hours to paddle yourself out. That’s ok in most circumstances.

Now that you’ve got a firm grip on solid land, you may find it difficult to pull yourself out if your legs and feet are still submersed, due to possible suctioning effect. One thing that can help in this situation is to use a stick to try and get your shoes/boots off. Shoes with flat, flexible soles will often cause some pretty powerful suctioning effects in quicksand, depending on what exactly the quicksand is made up of.
For obvious reasons, it’s probably not a good idea to try and get your shoes off with your hand. So if you don’t have a stick handy, another method that works fairly well here, assuming you have a firm grasp on something on dry land, is to move the submersed parts of your body in small circles. This will help separate the sediment and water around your submersed section and thus pool some water around those bits, allowing you to pull yourself out a few inches at a time.

Tisha Unarmed – Shows how she performs her daily tasks – Without Arms.

During the Paralympic Games of the London 2012 Games, the curiosity of the great viewing public raised lots of questions about how things are done by people who have varying disabilities/conditions.

Every evening Australian Comedian Adam Hills hosted a Channel 4 programme with a light-hearted and often hilarious roundup of the day’s events. “The last leg with Adam Hills”. (Adam himself born without a right foot, wears a prosthesis.)

Paralympians, celebrities and people with and without disabilities took part in the show and joined the discussion on the day’s events, fuelled by Adam’s hilarious comedy lines. One of the main features of the show was the “Is it OK?” section where viewers tweeted questions related to disability or the paralympics that they weren’t sure if it is OK to ask, throwing the questions to the guests to answer. The show achieved rave reviews, high viewing numbers and managed to break down taboos taking mainstream viewers to dark and delightfully surprising places that only disability humour can go, giving a sense of permission for regular viewers to talk openly about things they may previously have shied away from.

One night of being unable to sleep I “Stumbled-Upon” an amazing set of videos on YouTube called “Tisha Unarmed”. In an inspiring series of videos, the bubbly and charming Tisha shows how she performs daily tasks with no arms or hands like getting dressed, going shopping, driving (with her feet), and more. She says on her Twitter page, “I am Tisha UnArmed I was born without arms and I can do everything you can do with my feet. I upload videos on youtube and show how I do things.”

So if you ever wanted to know how someone with no arms performs their daily tasks, then let Tisha take you on a tour.
Tisha Unarmed.

Why not follow her on twitter too.

How to Dramatically Increase the Life of Your Shaver Razor Blade Cartridges or Disposable Razors

Today I found out how to dramatically increase the life of your shaver razor blades, such as Gillette or Wilkinson razors. This trick is incredibly simple and incredibly effective. It will also save you a nice chunk of cash over time.

Materials Needed:

Pair of Jeans (old or new, it doesn’t matter; just needs to have one of the trouser legs intact)

Shaver like Gillette or Wilkinson razors or other disposable razors.

Before you shave place your jeans on a hard flat surface; then run the razor up the trouser leg about 10-15 times quickly; then repeat running it down the trouser leg 10-15 times quickly. No need to press that hard, but a little pressure is necessary. In both instances, you want to point the top of the razor in the direction you are rubbing the shaver on the trousers. In other words, don’t “shave” the jeans; point the razor the other way, so that the blades glide over the surface of the jeans and don’t try to cut them.

The threads on the jeans then will very effectively both fix any tiny bends in the blades that inevitably happen and will also sharpen the blades on your shaver cartridge. For an already dull blade, you can sharpen it up pretty effectively by doing 50-100 swipes both ways to get it back up to “like new” condition, but only 10-15 times swiped both ways should be necessary to maintain sharpness.

Let me know how you get on. 😀

Steamed Ginger Sponge with Ginger Sauce

Delicious warming pudding.
Serves 4

For the pudding:

4oz Butter
4oz Caster Sugar
2 Eggs
6oz Self Raising Flour
2oz Stem Ginger finely chopped
3 Tblspn Golden Syrup

For the Ginger Sauce:

1/2 Pint Full Cream Milk
1 Tblspn Fresh Ginger Grated
1oz Butter
1oz Plain Flour
2oz Caster Sugar

Butter a 1 and a half pint Pudding Basin.
Cream together the butter and sugar until pale and fluffy.
Beat in the eggs, adding one spoon of the flour with each egg.
Fold in the remaining flour and the chopped stem ginger.
Spoon in the syrup into the bottom of the basin, then the pudding mixture on top. Smooth the top.
Cover with a layer of greaseproof paper and tin foil and steam for 1 to 1 and a half hours.

While the pudding is steaming, make the sauce. Bring the milk gently to the boil with the grated ginger. Let the milk stand for at least 30 minutes to infuse, and then strain off the milk.
Melt the butter slowly and stir in the flour; cook gently for 2–3 minutes then add the milk gradually, stirring all the time.
Bring the sauce to the boil and simmer for at least 5 minutes, and stirring constantly. Add the sugar and stir until dissolved.

Turn the pudding out and serve with the sauce.

Thanks to my Mum for this family recipe.

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Marmite Spaghetti

This is a very simple but extremely tasty pasta dish if you’re a fan of Marmite.

Thanks to Nigella

Ingredients.

13 oz (ounce) spaghetti (dried)
2 oz (ounce) unsalted butter
1 teaspoon(s) marmite or more to taste
1 sprinkling of parmesan cheese to serve

Method

Cook the spaghetti in plenty of boiling salted water, according to the packet instructions.
When the pasta is almost cooked, melt the butter in a small saucepan and add the Marmite and 1 tablespoon of the pasta water, mixing thoroughly to dissolve.  Reserve 1/2 a cup of pasta water; then drain the pasta and pour the Marmite mixture over the drained spaghetti, adding a little reserved pasta water to amalgamate if required. Serve with plenty of grated Parmesan cheese.
For vegetarians replace the Parmesan cheese with a vegetarian alternative.

TENS Machine for back pain.

Being a life long sufferer from lower back pain, every now and then I have a major seize up. This happened to me on Sunday after lifting something out of the boot of my car. In immense agony I resorted to bedrest and a shed load of painkillers. After 3 days of strong Cocodamol the pain was not subsiding, but lots of good advice from fellow sufferers offering their own methods of helping the pain. The same thing kept coming up:  “Have you tried using a TENS machine.?” Not being pregnant (at least I don’t think so) I had never had cause to look at a TENS machine, let alone purchase one and try it. So I sent Brabinger my butler to fetch one.  He returned with the above purchase from Boots.

Inside the box it looked like something left over from an ECG machine, sticky pads, electrodes and leads to stick onto my painful back.

I read the instructions three times to ensure I wouldn’t electrocute myself and placed the sticky pads (4 in total) to either side of my painful back. Connected it to the old fashioned mobile phone device and started with the first automatic programme. Nothing seemed to be happening, so I re-read the instructions to discover I hadn’t pressed the buttons to increase the sensations. So I cautiously upped the power in 0.5 increments on both sets of pads. Then suddenly I could feel a tingling needle like sensation in my back jabbing every second. I wasn’t too keen on this sensation. I upped it a little more before I pressed the stop button. Hmm I could see this being put straight on Ebay (perfect condition, used once).

Time to try the second programme, slowly slowly I increased the power. Hmm a wave of vibration runs through my back, this is very soothing, I could like this. I gingerly increased the power and it’s like a powerful massage on my back, my muscles are vibrating with the electrical pulses. I’ll stick with this setting for a while.

I try out all the different programmes, some are intended to kill pain, others to release the body’s own endorphins and others to do both.

It’s certainly very soothing when it’s connected to my back, very calming and no pain at all. When I disconnect, the pain comes back but not as intense. I’ve been using it for 24 hours now (20 mins at a time) and I can honestly say it’s helped loosen my back up and decreased the painful spasms.

I’ve been reading lots of reviews on Google and the vast majority of them are positive and some people wouldn’t be without them.

I’ll keep trying mine and I’d be interested to hear what others think if they’ve used one with or without success. 🙂